Tonight's gonna be a GOODNIGHT

**Big Boii** on Wed May 11, 2011 12:16 am

** The arena goes dark -- it stays like this for about 25 seconds. The lights then begin to flicker on and off for about 10 seconds, until they go black again, and Lithium by Nirvana begins to play. **

Tom Lews: This is an excellent song from one of the greatest bands ever! It's intense in this arena, what's going on?!

** Lithium begins to pound through the arena. A man in a cape and hood covering his head begins walking down the entrance ramp slowly. You can't see his body shape or his face. As he's walking, the beat keeps echoing through the arena.
"...I like it I'm not gonna crack..."
...He inches closer to the ring...
"...I like it I'm not gonna crack..."
...He stands on the apron...
"...I love you I'm not gonna crack..."
...He is finally standing in the ring, waiting for a microphone...
"...I killed you I'm not gonna crack..."
...The music stops playing, and he lifts the microphone to his mouth...

Jack Neon: What the... is going on?

Mysterious Figure: I bet you get things like this all the time in GXWS, right? A mysterious figure comes out in the dark, in a robe and mask, and then has this dramatic unmasking, right? Well, this isn't one of those.

** Without warning, he unmasks himself revealing a nicely trimmed goatee and long blonde slicked back hair. He takes off the cape and shows himself wearing a WWS shirt and ripped blue jeans. **

Jack Neon: That's... that's TREVOR GOODNIGHT!!!

Trevor Goodnight: That's right! This is an invasion!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ..... Alright, not really, but that'd be cool if it was, am I right?! Anyway, in case you've been living under a rock, I'm Trevor Goodnight. I'm a former General Manager, of a fed that lasted a century, or maybe a season or two, but who's counting? Anyway, my fed was shut down for bullcrap, and now I'm here with my good friends Bouncer, Havoc Maker, uh, Kevin Zulli, and if I left anyone out I'm sorry.

** Trevor Goodnight climbs up to the top turnbuckle and stares at the crowd for a few seconds. He is just breathing in the air and smiling. He hops back down. **

Trevor Goodnight: I'm sorry, I just had to climb up that turnbuckle one more time and stare into the crowd. It is just a great feeling. And the air, oh my, the air is beautiful. It's a perfect blend of Budweiser and over-buttered popcorn! Anyway, you're probably asking yourself one of three things. A, where have I been? B, why am I here tonight? Or C, who the hell is this psycho?

Tom Lews: I'm asking C right now.

Trevor Goodnight: Well, A, I have been training and honing my craft. I used to get a bunch of draws, because the referees are morons. Now, I'm a submission expert, and I'm back to snap an ankle or twelve. B, I'm here because I'm making my debut in GXWS tonight! I will have a talk with Bouncer later about that. And C, if you think I'm a psycho now, wait until you really get to know me. Until then, goodnight.

** Trevor Goodnight winks and then drops the mic in the middle of the ring. The crowd is a little shocked as he makes his exit. **