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Here is how this will work: I will post a couple of scenes (or 1 scene) at a time. SIMPLE!!!!

Writer's note: At first it may seem that some events are irrelevant, but later on you will see that everything adds up.



The camera cuts to a war zone where Commander Mick Thomson, Private T-Wayne, Corporal Bryce Brayden Walker, Major Breka, N00b Kevin Zulli, Captain Jack Neon, and the rest of a squad is seen.

Mick Thomson: Okay guys. STAY IN COVER!!!! Remember what I taught you maggots. When in doubt stay OUT!!!!

Jack Neon: I am in doubt that I will live, so I AM OUT!!!!

Jack Neon gets up and leaves

But ends up getting shot and killed

Breka: YOU SEE THAT....

Walker: Shhhhhh. You should know better.

T-Wayne: We need to use a decoy. Maybe one of these rookies.

Rookie 1: Hey, I come from white descent.

Mick: Good point.

Rookie 2: Wayne, we are sorry.

Breka: YOU GUYS SICKEN ME!!!! I will be the decoy. You will not survive here for a very long time.

Kevin: Here, take these explosives that I put around my stomach.

Kevin Zulli takes off the explosives that he had around his waist and hands them to Breka.

Mick: Good idea. Take the rest of them down with you.

Breka ties the explosives around his waist.

Kevin Zulli: GO ON!!!!

Breka: What were you doing with explosives around your waist?

Zulli: GO ON!!!!

Breka goes out into the open as the camera fades.


The camera then goes to a bar where T-Wayne is seen working

T-Wayne (thinking): We all had to change our identities. I became Levi Arian. Ol' Mick became Corey Taylor. Kevin Zulli is now Kschaef. The rookies never made it back. Bryce, however, stayed the same. Why did we change our identities? I don't know, but I hope Bryce stays safe.

Big Boii enters the scene while Levi Arian loses his train of thought.

Big Boii: YOU GUNNA CONTINUE WASHING DOSE DAMN DIESHES?!?!?!?!

Levi: Dieshes? Umm yes sir.

Big Boii: GET OUTA HERE AND GO TO BARTENDER DUTY!!!! Linda will do the dieshes. She is a woman.

Jazz enters.

Jazz: Good luck. Phenomenal wwekid.jr is in there drinking his brains out.

Levi Arian goes to the counter as the camera follows him.

Levi (thinking): Poor Breka though. That bomb was sure to kill him. Then here is Phenom, preaching to the world on how he is the protagonist.

Phenom: I WANT YO STRONGEST DRINK!!!!

Levi: I got some rum.

Levi Arian takes the whole bottle of rum out as Phenomenal wwekid.jr snatches it from his hands.

Phenom: Look man. You seem sad. I remember when I was young like you.

Levi: I am not as young as you think....

Phenom: LET ME FINISH!!!! I had dreams. I wished I was a ballerina. Do you think that went well?

Levi: Um...

Phenom: OF COURSE IT DIDN'T!!!! I kept pondering and pondering, 'til I gave up. Listen. YOU GOTTA GIVE UP ON YO DREAMS BEFORE YOU CAN REACH 'EM!!!!

He drinks 1/6 of the bottle of rum

Phenom: I am the protagonist. I AM THE PROTAGONIST!!!

Levi: Of????

Phenomenal wwekid.jr hands Levi Arian $100

Phenom: Keep the change.

Phenomenal wwekid.jr leaves with the bottle of rum

Levi (thinking): He is a very generous man. Why can't we all be like that? Sure he is crazy, but he just gave me 100 dollars. Shame that he is poisoning himself with that rum.

Trevor Goodnight walks in

Trevor: A scotch please.

Levi: You seem familiar.

Big Boii enters the scene.

Trevor: You must have me mistaken. Please man. I need my boose.

Levi: You look very familiar.

Big Boii: STOP HITTING ON THE CUSTOMERS!!!!

Levi: HEY!! THIS IS CURT KOBAIN!!!

Trevor: Shhh. And if you are gonna say that name, say it right. KURT COBAIN NOT CURT KOBAIN!!!! Just give me my scotch and let me leave.

Levi Arian passes Trevor the scotch as Trevor pays and leaves.

The camera follows Trevor Goodnight

Trevor (thinking): When will they forget me? I don't wanna be remembered. They don't remember my music. All they remember is what I did. Oh poor Love. She tried to kill me. Why can't anyone believe me? Also, how come Benoit could kill his wife and still be respected? Oh right, he also killed his son. If I had a son I would kill him for all of that respect.

He chugs the whole bottle of scotch

Trevor: Ahh, so sleepy. Don't feel like walking all the way to my room. There is an alleyway there.

Trevor Goodnight goes in the alleyway and sleeps as the camera fades.



The camera cuts to Havoc Maker in his house.

Havoc (thinking): Oh I am so depressed. I got mugged by these heart throbbers at K.F.C. I am in debt. My girlfriend is cheating on me. At least I got my career. At least I got my hobby, which is my career. I better go out into the field.

His phone rings.

He answers it.

Havoc: OH HELLO JASMINE!!!!

Jasmine (voice): Jazz looks exactly like me. IT WASN'T ME!!!!

Havoc Maker: YOU LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!!!! Sheesh. I am already depressed. I don't wanna talk to you. I am gonna go hunt some mushrooms to ease the stress.

Jasmine (voice): THAT IS YOUR PROB....

Havoc Maker hangs up

Havoc: I gotta get mah mushrooms.

The camera fades as Havoc Maker goes outside

SCENE FOUR

The camera then cuts to Kschaef entering a house

The camera follows him

T is shown

T: KEVIN!!!! I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D COME BACK!!!

Kschaef: The name is Kchaef now. I gotta go get a makeover.

T: I am so glad you came back. I could give you a makeover

A montage of Kcshaef getting a makeover (with the song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun) is shown

Kschaef is made over

T: OMG YOU LOOK SO FASHIONABLE!!!!

Kschaef: Yea. I look different. I went from an oversized guy with a goatee to a little pussy that calls everyone an asshole.

T: You should go get some groceries.

Kschaef: Good idea. TTYL!!!!

T: ME ME YL!!!!

Kschaef leaves

T: I am so glad he is back

A couple of masked guys break in

Masked guy 1 pulls a knife on him

Athene slowly walks in

Athene: What do you know about Kevin Zulli?

T: WHO?!?!

Athene: Kevin...

T: YOU HAVE TO KILL ME!!!! I DO NOT KNOW ANY KEVIN ZULLI!!!

Athene: Very well. I will just leave a recording.

The camera cuts to the door as we hear T scream

The camera fades

SCENE FIVE

The camera then cuts to Dr. Roamer, Levi Arian, and Timothonics just outside a hospital room

Timothonics: How has he been?

Dr. Roamer: He is physically healthy.

Levi: And mentally?

Dr. Roamer: That is the problem. He can only mutter the same 2 words.

Timothonics: Okay. We will have our time with him.

Dr. Roamer opens the door as the 3 go in.

Dr. Roamer: John “Whocares” Schaeffer, you have some visitors.

Whocares: Who cares!!!!

Levi: Pretty strange case.

Timothonics: Brother, this is the same John. We just need to listen to his tone.

Dr Roamer leaves

Levi: Very well. So what happened?

Whocares: Who cares?

Levi: THAT WAS DEFINITELY HIM ASKING!!!!

Timothonics: Calm down.

Levi: I CARE!!! WHY ELSE WOULD I COME IN HERE???????

Whocares: Who cares.

Timothonics: He was brutally attacked. He was hit in the head. Ain’t that right?

Whocares: Who cares.

Levi: I CAN’T STAND THIS!!!

Levi Arian leaves

Timothonics runs after him

The camera follows them

Timothonics: Listen. He needs us.

Levi Arian: HE ISN’T THE SAME!!! HE NEVER WILL BE!!!!

Tim: HE NEEDS US!!!!

Levi: WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY NEED???? I CAN'T HELP HIM WITH HIS ILLNESS!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO!!!

Levi Arian leaves as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Justin Credible and Speed-Up The Pace walking on the sidewalk

Justin: Brother, what should we do?

SUTP: Let’s get drunk.

Justin: We just kinda got drunk. We can’t keep getting drunk.

SUTP: We have to get drunk. It is the only way to keep ourselves in the right state of mind.

They pass by Gucci Swagg Jon, who has a purse stand.

Gucci Swagg Jon: PLEASE BUY A PURSE!!!! I NEED MONEY!!

Justin: I don’t use purses. I am what people like to call a male.

Gucci Swagg Jon: COME ON!!!! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING.

Justin: Not everything. At least you got a job.

SUTP: A crappy purse selling one.

Justin: Here, take this....

He hands a 50 dollar bill to Gucci Swagg Jon as they walk away.

Gucci Swagg Jon (screaming): THANK YOU!!!!!!

SUTP: Pussy....

Justin: You don’t feel sorry for him?

SUTP: OF COURSE I DON’T!!! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!!!!!!!

Justin: You still have a lot to learn. Hey, let’s go see John Schaeffer.

SUTP: NO!!!! Levi went crazy when he saw him.

Justin: I am willing to take that challenge.

The camera cuts out as a drunk Phenomenal wwekid.jr is seen driving a car.

The camera then cuts to a phone at The Bouncer’s house

Moaning is heard

The phone starts ringing

The Bouncer (voice): Who can it be?

It keeps ringing

The Bouncer (voice): DON’T THEY KNOW I AM BUSY?!?!?!?!

The phone keeps ringing

The Bouncer (voice): DAMMIT!!!!

The Bouncer’s hand is seen grabbing the phone.

The Bouncer (voice): WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! Uh huh.... T? Okay I am on it.

He hangs up and continues going to work

The Boucer (voice): Sorry Eve, let's continue

The camera cuts out.

The camera then cuts to Havoc Maker sitting in his backyard garden

Havoc (to himself): My last few days in my garden. I have never really appreciated this garden as much as I should have. This garden is the greatest garden a garden lover like me could ask for.

Jasmine is seen entering the garden

Jasmine: Here you are.

Havoc: I am sorry. I didn’t mean to snap. I know you didn’t cheat on me.

Jasmine: Look, I came here to tell you that those rumors were true.

Havoc: What?

Jasmine: They are true. Let’s just live a normal life.

Havoc: I can’t. You betrayed me....

Jasmine: HALF OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE WITH ME BEFORE I MET YOU!!!!!

Havoc: Am I a last resort?

Jasmine: YOU SHOULDN’T BE GETTING MAD. I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTED SO THAT YOU CAN GO HUNT. I CAN’T TAKE IT.

Havoc: IT IS NOT LIKE I AM CHEATING ON YOU WITH THOSE MUSHROOMS.

Jasmine: OH VERY FUNNY!!!! I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!!!!

Havoc Maker: REALLY? FIRST WITH THE BOUNCER, THEN SECOND WITH T-WAYNE, THEN THIRD WITH CHRIS FIRE, THEN FOURTH WITH TREVOR, THEN FIFTH WITH BOBBY STANTON, THEN SIXTH WITH DAMIEN, THEN SEVENTH WITH SETH BRIDGES, THEN EIGHTH WITH BERGERON, THEN NINTH WITH BRYCE, THEN TENTH WITH KSCHAEF, THEN ELEVENTH WITH TRAVIS, THEN TWELFTH WITH ME? I DON'T LIKE HAVING SLOPPY TWELVES. CHOOSE, ME, OR THEM?

Jasmine: CHOOSE, ME OR MUSHROOM HUNTING?

Havoc: Get off my property.

Jasmine: FINE!!!!

Jasmine leaves.

Havoc (to everyone that can hear): AH!!! I’M GONNA GO GET MY RIFLE TO POP SOME MUSHROOM ASS!!!!!

Havoc Maker goes inside as Jasmine slams the front door

He reaches to his gun rack as the phone rings

Havoc Maker answers it

Havoc: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Kschaef (voice): IT IS DJT!!!! COME QUICK TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!

Havoc: I will be right there....

Havoc Maker grabs his coat and leaves as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Levi Arian walking into the bar

Big Boii walks over to him

Big Boii: Come to my office.

The 2 walk to his office

Big Boii: Umm alright. Why are you here?

Levi: I kind of work here.

Big Boii: Did I not tell you? You were replaced.

Levi: BY WHO?????

Big Boii: Ghetto Blaster....

Levi: GHETTO BLASTER?!?!?!?! HE CAN’T TELL A FISH FROM A BEER.....

Big Boii: He can get the job faster. Have you seen his hands?

Ghetto Blaster walks into Big Boii’s office

Ghetto: Hey I wanted to see the look on....

Levi Arian glares at Ghetto Blaster

GB: Oh I see you told him. Very well.

Levi: You asshole. You knew my life relied on this job. You knew I needed this job. Tim needed me to have this job. John Schaeffer needed me to have this job. You took away the only thing that gave us money. I am qualified for this job. MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU!!!!

Big Boii: Yo man don’t be trippin’....

Levi: AND YOU!!!! Don’t you think I deserve more than this? I have spent countless hours here and I get treated the worst. Why is that? I am a damn good bartender. I am a damn good person. And I am a damn good janitor. You don’t know what you will be missing out on since I am the best of the best. I know exactly what to do and when to do it. I have had many huge life experiences.

Big Boii: Like?

Levi: I CANNOT TELL YOU!!! THAT IS EXTREMELY CONFIDENTIAL!!!

Ghetto: I think Levi here has broken the law.

Levi: YOU SHOULD BE THE LAST PERSON TO SAY THAT!!!! I BET YOU WERE IN THE MAFIA!!!!!!

Ghetto: That isn’t exactly....

Levi: Goodbye. Or should I say BADBYE?????

Levi Arian storms off.

Big Boii: BADBYE?!?!?!

Ghetto: OOO THAT MUST HAVE HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!!

The 2 start laughing.

Big Boii: Look, I like you. I am going to promote you to owner of this restaurant.

Ghetto: WOW!!! But why?

Big Boii: I am going to run for mayor. This town needs some clean up. But this is only IF I get elected.

Ghetto: I will be sure to get you elected.

The camera then cuts out

The camera then cuts to DJT in a hospital bed surrounded by Havoc Maker, Kschaef (holding an urn with T’s ashes), Trevor Goodnight, Chris Fire, The Bouncer, Justin Credible, KillaGabe, Dedo, SEF, & Dr. Pate97.

Dr. Pate: Okay you guys be good. My shift is over and I am now going to do my receptionist job in the waiting room.

Dr. Pate leaves.

The Bouncer: Doctor and receptionist?

Kschaef: I lost T. I DON’T WANNA LOSE YOU TOO.

D.J.T: Listen, I punctured my pelvis so bad that I will not live. There is no way I will get past today.

Trevor: We can’t even get you a woman since you punctured your pelvis.

DJT: I wouldn’t wanna live with a punctured pelvis anyways.

Justin: Come on man. We had so much fun. You will always be alive in....

DJT: NO I WON’T!!!! I AM GOING TO DIE!!!! D-I-E!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO BEING ALIVE IN YOUR HEARTS. I CANNOT LIVE INSIDE A HEART. THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. YOU WILL HAVE SOME MEMORY OF ME IN YOUR MIND, NOT IN YOUR HEART. MEMORIES DON’T EVEN KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE. DEAD. I WILL BE DEAD!!!!! NOT ALIVE. DEAD. DEAD IS WHAT I WILL BE. I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!! (Crying) I am going to die.

SEF: We are all gonna die....

DJT: Not today young SEF, not today.

The Bouncer: You are a brave man. If anything this horrific would have happened to my pelvis I would purposely stop breathing so that I don’t feel the pain.

Kschaef: We gotta find out who hit you with that car.

DJT: THEY RAN OFF!!!! IF I KNEW WHO IT WAS I’D MAKE THEM BLEED!!!!

KillaGabe: Yea that is the spirit.

Chris Fire: This is really depressing. DJT, you have lead a very good life. I hope you can contact us and tell us how the afterlife works.

Kschaef (holding up the urn): Tell T I said hi.

DJT: Only if I (cough) remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember. Only if I remember.

Havoc: Is he ok?

Trevor: HE PUNCTURED HIS DAMN PELVIS!!! OF COURSE HE ISN’T OK!!!! He isn’t okay.

Kschaef hugs Dedo

DJT: Guys, thank you........

DJT gets flatlined as the camera cuts out with a depressing piano chord


The camera then cuts to a funeral. The attendees are Havoc Maker, Trevor Goodnight, The Bouncer, Levi Arian, Timothonics, Creed, Chris Fire, KillaGabe, Speed-Up The Pace, Kschaef (with the same urn), Justin Credible, Hardy619, Dedo, SEF, and some of DJT’s family.

Pate97 is playing the bagpipes, piano, and drums at the same time

Father/priest Avric goes up to the podium.

Avric: We are all gathered here today to mourn the loss of one DJT. I know we have all had our losses in life, and that doesn’t make this any easier. In fact it makes this harder. Let’s all remember how DJT has affected our lives. DJT was an attendee of my church and I will always remember his ambitious facial expression. He was always the wholesome of the bunch, and I, as well as all of you, will greatly miss DJT. Goodbye DJT. Let’s commence with the burial.

The Bouncer, Havoc Maker, Kschaef, and Trevor Goodnight start putting the coffin in the hole as Pate97 fills the hole with dirt while playing his instruments.

KillaGabe (to Creed): He is pretty talented.

Everyone stands up and mourns the loss of DJT

A drunk Phenomenal wwekid.jr stumbles to the tombstone.

Phenom: HeY!!!! iS tHiS tHe FuNeRaL oF dJt?

Avric: Why, yes it is.

Phenom: HA!!! YoU PoOr SaPs!!!!! I kIlLeD hIm!!!!

The shocked crowd then glares at him.

Kschaef: WHY?!?!

Phenom: He WaS wAy tOo PoPuLaR. WhY DiD EvErYoNe LiKe hIm? I rAn HiM oVeR aNd GaVe HiM a SlOw AnD pAiNfUl DeAtH!!!!

Havoc: You did this?!?!

The Bouncer: He just said he did....

Havoc Maker lunges at Phenomenal wwekid.jr, but Trevor Goodnight and The Bouncer hold him back

Phenom: WHOA!!! YOU ARE CRAZY!!!!! I’M OUT OF HERE!!!!

Phenomenal wwekid.jr runs off

Havoc (screaming): I AM CRAZY????? I DIDN’T GO OFF AND KILL DJT.

Creed: Give it up he didn’t do it. He doesn’t have the capabilities.

Havoc: HOW DID HE KNOW HE DIED??? HE KNEW WE ALL KNEW HIM. HE KNEW THIS WAS DJT’S FUNERAL!!!!!

Justin: Me and SUTP did see him drunk driving.

SUTP: BUT WE TRIED TO STOP HIM!!!!!!

The Bouncer: Havoc, we will deal with him. He broke the law and I am going to arrest him. I just gotta find him. I don’t want you to go to jail

Chris: He is gonna go anyways since he has a garden....

Havoc Maker runs towards the direction that Phenomenal wwekid.jr ran

Timothonics: WE GOTTA STOP HIM!!!!

Hardy619: Guys, we all forgot why we were here? We are suppose to be mourning the loss of DJT.

The remaining people look at the tombstone as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Phenomenal wwekid.jr being chased by Havoc Maker

The 2 run for a while

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Eventually Havoc Maker corners Phenomenal wwekid.jr into an alley

Phenom: WhY aRe YoU aNgRy?

Havoc: YOU KILLED ONE OF THE CLOSEST PEOPLE TO ME!!!!

Phenom: I AM SORRY!!!! I DIDN’T MEAN IT.

Havoc: Why were you bragging about it at the funeral?

Phenom: I DON’T KNOW HALF THE STUFF I DO.

Havoc: I know exactly what I am going to do right now.

Havoc Maker knocks Phenomenal wwekid.jr to the ground with a left hand hook to his face

Havoc Maker then kicks him on the ground.

Phenom (coughing up blood): So sor-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ry. P-P-P-P-P-Please forg-g-g-g-give me-e-e-e.

Havoc: I am not the one you should be asking for forgiveness. I am only the person that is going to send you to that person.

Havoc Maker pulls out a .44 mag pistol from his coat.

Havoc: Hey Phenom....

Phenom: What?

Havoc: Lights out....

Havoc Maker points the gun at a terrified Phenomenal wwekid.jr's head

Trevor Goodnight is seen over there.

Trevor: HAVOC!!! DON’T!!!!!

Havoc: HE KILLED DJT!!!!!

Trevor: I know. Listen man, you will go to jail. I don’t want that to happen.

Havoc: I AM DOING THIS FOR DJT.

Trevor: Would DJT want this?

Havoc: HE WANTED TO MAKE PHENOM BLEED!!!! I am going to make him bleed from his skull.

Trevor: YOU DON’T BLEED FROM BONES YOU IDIOT!!!!!

Havoc: You know what I mean. Anyways, where was I?

Havoc Maker shoots Phenomenal wwekid.jr

Trevor: What have you done?

Havoc: Let’s go.

Havoc Maker and Trevor Goodnight leave as the camera focuses on the lifeless body of Phenomenal wwekid.jr

The camera cuts out

SCENE FOURTEEN

The camera then cuts to Speed Guy on his bed with URT and Quinton

Speed Guy: So, now what?

URT: I HAVE AN IDEA!!! LET’S WASH DISHES!!!!!

Quinton: Yes exquisite idea.

The 3 go to the kitchen to wash dishes and the camera follows them

They start washing dishes and splash eachother as they do so

The doorbell rings

URT: I’LL GET IT!!!!

The camera follows URT as he opens the door

Athene is shown

URT: SPEED GUY IT’S FOR YOU!!!!

Speed Guy: COMING!!!!

Speed Guy goes over as URT goes to wash dishes

Speed Guy: Come inside.

Athene closes the door and comes inside

The 2 sit on the couch

Speed Guy: What is it Athene?

Athene: I couldn’t find Kevin Zulli, but I was able to kill his roommate. I left him a recording.

Speed Guy: You will get the ransom after you kill Kevin.

Athene: That is the thing. He is not Kevin Zulli anymore. He is Kschaef.

Speed Guy: Well what did you come here for?

Athene: Have you seen Schaeffer’s state? He is completely defenseless. He can’t even say what happened to him. He can just mutter the words “who cares”.

Speed Guy: Ah we left him traumatized.

Athene: Yes. I heard that when they asked him to spell out what happened, all he wrote was “who cares”. He can, however, comprehend what we all say.

Speed Guy: Oh you silly goose he isn’t a threat. Just take care of “Kschaef”.

Athene: Very well.

Athene leaves as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Kschaef in his house

Kschaef places the urn with T’s ashes on a counter

Kschaef: Rest now.

There is a knock on the door

Kschaef answers it and it is The Bouncer, who comes in and closes the door

The two sit at the kitchen

The Bouncer: They asked me to interrogate you. You were T’s best friend, and we want to know if there is any evidence.

Kschaef: OMG!!!! I AM SO GLAD THEY CHOSE YOU OUT OF ALL THE COPS!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS....

The Bouncer: I volunteered.

Kschaef: o

The Bouncer: Were there any messages, recordings, clothes, or stuff like that left over?

Kschaef: There is a recording.

The Bouncer: What did it say?

Kschaef: I don’t know how to use those things.

The Bouncer: Well in order to PLAY the recording, YOU GOTTA PUSH THE DAMN PLAY BUTTON!!!!

Kschaef: o

The Bouncer: Where is the tape recorder?

Kschaef: On the coffee table in the living room.

The 2 go to the living room

The Bouncer pushes play on the recorder

Athene (recorded): Kevin Zulli, I know who you are. I know what your secrets are. If you don’t want to end up like T, you will go to the entrance of the local hardware store any day at 5 PM sharp. There will be a man with a trench coat waiting for you. He will be waiting until 5:03 PM. You have one month to meet this man, or else more people will end up like T. Goodbye....

The recording ends.

Kschaef: WHAT HARDWARE STORE?!?!?!?!

The Bouncer: THE ONLY ONE IN DALE CITY!!!!!

Kschaef: Why would a killer be in front of a store that sells monitors, keyboards, web cams, and printers?

The Bouncer: You’re an idiot Kschaef.

Kschaef: HEY DON’T DISRE....

The Bouncer: I’m gonna go. Tell me when you are ready to meet this guy. We will have you covered, hoe.

The Bouncer leaves as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Speed Guy’s house, where Speed Guy, Quinton, and URT are watching TV.

URT: OMG THIS IS SO SAD!!!! HOLD ME!!!!

Quinton: With pleasure.

Quinton hugs URT

Speed Guy: COUNT ME IN!!!

Speed Guy joins in as the doorbell rings

He opens the door as Ghetto Blaster appears

Speed Guy: Come in.

Ghetto Blaster goes inside and closes the door

The 2 sit at the kitchen

Speed Guy: Who are you?

Ghetto: They tell me you are the best.

Speed Guy: Yes I am. Who are you?

Ghetto: I want Big Boii to get elected for mayor. He is a last minute addition to the election in a few days.

Speed Guy: YOU CAN’T HAVE A CANDIDATE BARELY START RUNNING FOR ELECTION JUST DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION!!!!!

Ghetto: That is what I need you for. Bribe or blackmail the governor to make it possible. DO NOT SAY A WORD TO THE CURRENT MAYOR. Also, I want Big Boii to win. NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!

Speed Guy: What will you do for me in return?

Ghetto: What do you want?

Speed Guy: Athene looks like he is going to break any moment. I want you to be ready to take his place if anything happens to him.

Ghetto: What is his job?

Speed Guy: Bounty hunter.

Ghetto: Very well. Big Boii better be mayor.

Ghetto Blaster leaves as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Havoc Maker lying down on his floor with Trevor Goodnight and Kschaef on a couch

Havoc: WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Kschaef: You avenged DJT.

Trevor: Are you stupid?

Kschaef: Are you trying to get yourself banned from this city, Trevor?

Trevor: HE ISN’T PART OF A STAFF!!!!

Kschaef: He is part of the mushroom hunting staff.

Trevor: Not for long.

Havoc Maker then gets sadder

Kschaef: WAY TO GO TREVOR!!!

Trevor: Thanks.

Havoc: I am gonna go to jail.

Kschaef: Not if we can plea and beg to whoever the new mayor will be.

Trevor: You just need a damn good lawyer.

Kschaef: My sister can be your lawyer. Remember Linda?

Trevor: Of course I do.

Kschaef: SHUT UP TREVOR!!!!

Trevor: I cannot forget her. MMMMMMMMHMMMMMM!!!!!

Kschaef: I SWEAR THAT YOU WILL BE DEADER THAN PHEN......

Havoc: You are either dead or not. You can’t be deader. My love is dead. My freedom is dead.

Kschaef: Who needs love?

Havoc: You don’t understand.

Trevor: Actually I agree with Kschaef.

Kschaef: Thank....

Trevor: Shut up Kschaef.

Kschaef’s phone rings

Kschaef: Excuse me....

Kschaef leaves and goes to the garden

Havoc: Why? What have I done to the depths of hell to get them to have a grudge against the bounds of my heart?

Trevor: WHAT?!?!?!

Havoc: Jasmine cheated on me. Cheated on my life. She is the only reason I live to see the day of the light of....

Trevor: DAY OF THE LIGHT?????? HAVOC, SNAP OUT OF THIS. YOU JUST KILLED A MAN AND YOU ARE MOPING ABOUT SOME WHORE.

Trevor Goodnight slaps Havoc Maker

Trevor Goodnight then smiles and does it again

Trevor: YOU HAVE HEALTH. YOU HAVE EDUCATION, WHICH IS MORE THAN MOST. YOU SHOULD NOT BE WEEPING LIKE THIS.

Trevor Goodnight slaps him again.

Havoc: WHY MUST YOU SLAP ME?

Trevor: Pimp slap hoe.

Kschaef goes inside.

Kschaef: Trevor, STAY AWAY!!!! Linda is coming to town and is gonna stay over at my place in my guest room.

Trevor: NO!!! THE PEOPLE THAT KILLED T WILL KILL HER.

Kschaef: Havoc, can she stay here?

Havoc: Sure whatever. I don’t really care.

Trevor: Why not at my....

Kschaef: You know damn well why. You are lucky I don’t side kick you in yo face biatch. Now I am gonna pick her up at the airport.

Kschaef leaves

Trevor: Okay, she likes the color purple. Use that to your advantage.

Havoc: I am not looking for anyone else. I am going to go to jail. I killed Phenom. I KILLED PHENOM!!!!!!

Trevor: I gotta go find a job. My rent is due tomorrow. If I don’t pay it I will get evicted.

Havoc: How much do you need?

Trevor: $360

Havoc: Damn I wish I could help you.

Trevor: Whatever I am gonna go.

Trevor Goodnight leaves as the camera cuts out.

The camera then cuts to Suicide6 and The Bouncer on a roof

The Bouncer: COME ON!!! DON’T DO IT!!!

Suicide6: I gotta. There is no other way to escape the wraths of prison. Please oh please let me perform this leap of faith. If I was wanted to live, my will would not want be to push myself over this ledge. I have to end this madness. I have to end this treachery. I have to end this terror. Oh goodbye.

Suicide6 jumps off the roof and dies.

The Bouncer: WHOA!!!! HE JUST.... DAMMIT. They called me in at the last minute. I better go work on the T case.

The camera cuts out
The camera then cuts to a drunken Trevor Goodnight (with an almost empty bottle of beer in one hand) knocking on his landlord’s (SINN’s) door

SINN opens the door

Trevor: I AM MOVING OUT!!!!!

SINN: Why?

Trevor: I AM TIRED OF YOUR PIECE OF CRAP APARTMENT. I OUGHTA KICK YO ASS HOE.

SINN: That is a sin....

Trevor: THAT IS IT!!!!

He finishes the beer and breaks the bottle

He then attacks SINN with the broken beer bottle

SINN is left unconscious on the floor.

Trevor: NEXT TIME, DON’T MAKE ME PAY THE RENT!!!! GOODBYE FOREVER SINN.

The camera cuts out as Trevor Goodnight passes out

The camera then cuts to Speed Guy’s house where Speed Guy and Quinton are playing pong

Speed Guy: URT, fetch me the phone. I gotta go call Ghetto Blaster.

URT: Right-o.

URT leaves to get the phone

Quinton: Speed Guy, what did you do to become so sadistic, yet so sneaky?

Speed Guy: I have no clue. I am just FABuLOUS!!!! Nobody ever suspects me. I am just some guy with the 2 lovelingest people in the world. You, and URT!!!!!

URT gives Speed Guy the phone

Speed Guy: THANK YOU!!!! Now take my place in this pong game and WIN!!!

URT: You are the man.

Speed Guy goes to the kitchen with the phone as the camera follows him

He dials Ghetto Blaster’s number

Speed Guy: Hey Ghetto to the Blaster. Big Boii is mayor.

Ghetto (voice): YES HE TOLD ME. HOW??? HOW IS HE ELECTED BEFORE THE ELECTION???

Speed Guy: If I told you it wouldn’t be a tumbly wumbly gumbly secret now would it?

Ghetto (voice): Yea you are right. Big Boii says he will be pretty much your slave, but he will make some of his own decisions.

Speed Guy: Yes everyone is grateful for my assistance.

Ghetto (voice): His election will be on later today. Be sure to watch it.

Speed Guy: OKAY!!!!! BYE!!!!!

He hangs up.

The doorbell rings

The camera goes to Quinton

Quinton (voice): I’LL GET IT!!!!!

It is Pate97

Pate: You needed a plumber?

Quinton: SPEED GUY, GET OVER HERE!!!!

Speed Guy goes there as Quinton goes back to the pong table

Speed Guy: You are a plumber? I saw you at the hospit....

Pate: The economy. I gotta get all these jobs to maintain a good household

Pate97 goes in as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Speed-Up The Pace, Trevor Goodnight, Hardy619, Dedo, & Kschaef (with T’s urn) who are seen at the cemetery. Justin Credible is seen sitting at DJT’s tombstone in the background.

SUTP: Thank you all for coming. He really needs the support. We are all some of his closest friends.

Hardy619: What is the problem?

SUTP: He eat, sleeps, & drinks here.

Dedo: Who is giving him the food?

SUTP: I am.

Dedo: That is why he is here. You are weak. If he doesn’t have food....

Trevor: Let’s just go cheer him up. I gotta go to rehab.

Hardy619: What for?

Kschaef: He has a drinking problem. He did to his landlord what I am going to do if I catch him anywhere near my sister.

SUTP: Let’s go.

They all walk towards Justin Credible.

Justin Credible (to the tombstone): I cannot wait til this all ends. After it ends, we will be able to talk again. We will be able to be what we are best at. We will be friends again, DJT. I should have stopped Phenom, but at least you are probably kicking his ass right now.....

SUTP: LOOK WHO IS HERE!!!

Justin Credible looks startled

KillaGabe: Sup homie I am soh happeh that I can c mah nigha aghen. Ya knoh tat yuh are mah nigha? Ffasfsojiohhfsdfsiofdfjsojf!!!! (Chuckles)

Dedo: Umm yea. Justin, we all lost the same person. DJT was a good friend to all of us. You know that. It isn’t just you that lost him.

Justin: Exactly. You lost him too, and it seems like you don’t care.

Trevor: DJT wouldn’t want this.

Justin: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HE WOULD WANT!!!!!!!

SUTP: Yea man you don’t know what he would want.

Kschaef: Justin, I think....

Justin: WHEN DO YOU THINK???? YOU DON’T THINK KSCHAEF.

SUTP: YEA YOU DON’T THINK KSCHAEF!!!!!

Justin Credible stands up and stares down Dedo

Justin: AND YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SMART ASS IN THE WORLD MR. “BIG SHOT” DEDO.

SUTP: YEA YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SMART ASS!!!!!

Justin Credible focuses his attention to Trevor Goodnight

Justin: AND YOU!!!! YOU HAVE HAD ALL THE CHANCES GIVEN TO YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON BEER!!!!!

SUTP: YEA.....

Trevor: SUTP, if you finish what you are going to say I am going to make you THE FIRST PERSON TO FIT THROUGH THE HOLE IN THAT FENCE!!!!!

He points to a small hole in the nearby fence where Pate97 is seen selling hot dogs

Trevor: I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am going. We tried Justin. We tried.

Trevor Goodnight leaves

Kschaef: WAIT FOR ME!!!!!

Kschaef runs after him.

Dedo: If that is how you feel, then I don’t want anything to do with you.

Dedo leaves.

KillaGabe: Sorry nigha. Tell me when you get bettha.

KillaGabe leaves

The camera cuts out with Hardy619 patting Justin Credible on the back

Levi Arian is shown on a bench in a meadow

Levi (thinking): I wonder where everyone is. I haven’t seen Mick. I haven’t seen Bryce. I haven’t seen the rookies. Do they live in Dale City? Are they even in this country? They gotta be. Is DJT looking down on me? Is Phenom in hell? Who did what to John? So many events occurring that I cannot keep up. I am unemployed. Ghetto Blaster is now the manager of the bar while Big Boii is the mayor. Life is hopeless. Life keeps doing this. I thought that I could become the employee of the month at least once. It never happened. Oh please help me. I might as well just stop living. The suicide rate is going up. I am not surprised. Havoc Maker and Justin Credible are soon to snap. That alcoholic Trevor is pretty much poisoning himself. Kschaef is insane. John is even worse. SO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE!!!!!

It starts raining.

Levi (thinking): Ah. Beautiful rain. Some kids in Africa don’t get to experience this great rain. I wonder what is on Tim’s mind. Who is Tim seeing?

Breka shows up and sits next to Levi

Breka: Hey T-Wayne.

Levi: BREKA WHAT THE HELL????

Breka: What?

Levi: EXPLOSION YOU BOMB DEAD!!!!

Breka: Wayn....

Levi: Shhhh. I am Levi Arian now.

Breka: Mick changed his name. Kevin changed his name. YOU TOO?!?!?!?!

Levi: You spoke to Mick and Kschaef?

Breka: YES!!! All of you are cowards. Me and Bryce aren’t afraid to let everyone know what we are a part of. Remember John Hancock? HE WASN’T AFRAID TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT HE WAS A PART OF!!!! HE DIDN’T LET ANYBODY FORGET WHO HE IS. I am proud of my beliefs.

Levi: How did you know I was here?

Breka: I didn’t.

Levi Arian: I thought you were dead.

Breka: I thought you were WAYNE!!

Breka leaves

Levi Arian rests his head on his hands as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to a room where TDK, Trevor Goodnight, Chris Fire, TraVis GN, Damien Snake, Kouji Tanaka, Bobby Stanton, and Seth Bridges are shown sitting down. Everyone but TDK is sitting in a desk.

TDK: Now you all know why you are here. Everyone is here for the same reason. Now would somebody like to introduce themself first?

Damien: I will.

Damien Snake stands up.

Damien: I am Damien Snake. I am an alcoholic. I once threw a snake at a stupid clown. Damn clown. He was asking for it. Him and a drug addict were attacking me and my tag.....

TDK: Whoa hold it there Damien. Just an intro.

Damien Snake sits down and Chris Fire stands up

Chris: I am Chris Fire. Trevor Goodnight already knows that. I am an alcoholic. I started drinking beer when I was a teen. The addiction has come to haunt me and I have finally been dragged here.

Chris Fire sits down as Seth Bridges stands up

Seth: Hello. I am Seth Bridges and I am an alcoholic. I am looking for an ALT to drinking rum. You are all pussies. Beer is like 6% alcohol. Rum is like 40%. You waste all of your money buying 10 bottles of beer to get drunk. I buy ONE bottle of rum. I still got enough money, but I am just a violent asshole when I am drunk.

Seth Bridges sits down as Kouiji Tanaka stands up

Kouiji: Yes very well. I am Kouiji Tanaka. My sister died in a bear accident, so I started drinking "beer" to calm myself, hoes.

Kouiji Tanaka sits down as Bobby Stanton stands up

Stanton: I am Bobby Stanton and I am an alcoholic. BEER TASTES LIKE GRASS!!!! WHY DO I DRINK IT???? WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME TO DRINK GRASS JUICE?!?!?!?! Thank you.

Bobby Stanton sits down as TraVis GN stands up.

TraVis GN: Hey I am TraVis GN and I am an alcoholic. I started drinking when I was 6 months old.

TraVis GN sits down as Trevor Goodnight stands up

Trevor: I am Trevor Goodnight and all of you are alcoholics.

TDK: WHAT?

Trevor: They just admitted it. Anyways, look at us. We are being robbed of our free time. I almost killed my landlord with a broken beer bottle. Wanna know why? HE WAS AN ASSHOLE!!! Now listen hoes, this isn’t make believe. Come on all of you, OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE!!!! Get up and follow me. I am going to show you what the future will be. WE WASTE TOO MUCH TIME. WE SHOULDN’T WASTE ANYMORE. Here, TDK take this.

He hands TDK a rock.

Trevor: My landlord tried to make me pay. Lay down. Yea you know the rest.

Trevor Goodnight sits down

Damien: BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!

Bobby: I think I am gonna like rehab.

Trevor: I won’t. I wanna spend time with my friends.

Seth: What kind of friends?

Trevor: A cop, a crazy suicidal mushroom hunter, a guy I can’t understand, black people, Chris Fire, an old guy, a young adult that loves sandwiches, a guy that lives by a tombstone, and a kid with an urn stuck to his hand.

TDK: Trevor, could you please tell us your favorite GOOD band?

Trevor: Good band? Nirvana.

Everyone except for TDK and Trevor: I AGREE!!!!

Trevor: WOW!!! IT IS ALMOST AS IF WE ARE ALL ONE AND THE SAME!!!!!

The camera cuts out as they exchange stories

The camera then cuts to Kschaef’s house, where Kschaef (wearing a trench coat and carrying T’s turn), The Bouncer, and Havoc Maker are seen

Kschaef: So how are you taking care of Linda?

Havoc: I need to take care of myself first. I am just sheltering her. She is not a priority. You take care of her.

The Bouncer: Trevor would take....

Kschaef: SHUT UP!!!!!

The Bouncer: He needs a place to stay.

Havoc: I’ll let him stay with me

Kschaef: Okay cool. You have a good heart.

The Bouncer: You are an idiot Kschaef.

They all hear glass shattering upstairs

Kschaef: What was that?

The Bouncer: Go check.

Kschaef goes upstairs

The Bouncer: Let’s wait for him.

The camera then cuts to Kschaef

Under Cover Brother appears

Kschaef: Who are you?

UCB: I knew you would be here.

Under Cover Brother pulls out a REAL gun

UCB: Put your hands up.

Kschaef: BUT KILLING IS OUTLAWED!!!!

UCB: Exactly. I AM an Outlaw.

Kschaef runs at UCB and kicks the gun out of his hand

UCB trips Kschaef

UCB charges at the gun

Kschaef pulls out something from his pocket

Kschaef: FREEZE!!!!!

It appears to be a water gun

Kschaef: THIS GUN WILL SPLIT YOUR BRAINS OUT.

UCB grabs his gun

Kschaef pulls water balloons out of his trench coat and starts throwing them at UCB as the camera cuts to The Bouncer and Havoc Maker talking

Havoc: I hear fightin....

The Bouncer: Let Kschaef test his fighting skills.

Mo Dizzle (with a cigarette) and Red Blaze smash through the sliding door

Havoc Maker: WHOA YOU BROKE MY DOOR. BREAKING AND ENTERING IS OUTLAWED!!!!

Mo Dizzle blows smoke out of his nostrils

Mo Dizzle: Exactly. I AM an Outlaw.

Red Blaze starts throwing pebbles at Havoc Maker

Havoc: Dude cut it out.

Red Blaze continues throwing pebbles

Red Blaze: NO!!!!!

The Bouncer throws Havoc Maker on top of Red Blaze

The Bouncer runs at Mo Dizzle
and kicks him in the face executing LEGENDARY Big Boot!!

He then starts smashing his face on the coffee table

A couple of gunshots are heard

Havoc Maker starts kicking the hell out of Red Blaze

He grabs the pebbles that he threw at him and shoves them in Red Blaze’s mouth

Havoc: EAT THEM!!!! EAT THEM YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

The camera then cuts to Kschaef, who is still throwing water balloons at UCB

UCB: I have one bullet left. It is going in your skull

Kschaef: WELL MY GUN’S AMMO IS FULL!!!!

Kschaef shoots the water gun at UCB’s eyes and kicks him out the window

UCB falls on top of Kschaef’s garden gnome

The gnome’s hat went through UCB’s stomach, which killed him

Kschaef (to himself): Where am I gonna put the garden gnome after they ban gardens?

Kschaef starts walking downstairs

Kschaef (to himself): Damn he was tough. Survived 2 bullets to 2 different eyes.

The camera cuts to Mo Dizzle and Red Blaze tied to a chair

The Bouncer: You get answers from them. I can’t be seen here. I will go.

The Bouncer leaves.

Kschaef comes downstairs breathing heavily

He picks up T’s urn.

Kschaef: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO T?????

Mo: Who?

Kschaef: THE MAN IN THIS URN!!!!

Red Blaze: We were just hired yesterday. We have no idea what you are talking about.

Mo: Honestly. WE DON'T KNOW!!!!! Anymore questions?

Havoc: WHO SENT YOU???????

Mo Dizzle coughs up a tooth

Mo: I don’t know his name. We got a letter in the mail telling us to talk to a guy in a mask. We were sent to kill a Kevin Zulli. He paid us with cocaine.

Havoc: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? WHY DO THEY WANT YOU DEAD?

Kschaef: It was a war mission. I was a small part of it. I just want to go back to when I was Kevin Zulli.

Havoc: How would you 2 like to die??

Red Blaze: In a blaze of glory.

Havoc Maker goes outside

Kschaef: I am a murderer. I killed that other guy.

Mo Dizzle: UNDER COVER BROTHER!!!!

Kschaef (to Red Blaze): What is your relationship with those other 2?

Red Blaze: None. I just found this guy in the garden. He told me that him and that other guy are best friends.

Mo Dizzle: YOU KILLED HIM!!!!!!! Mo Dizzle rips through the rope and charges at Kschaef

But Kschaef smacks him in the face with T’s urn.

Kschaef: Thank you T.

He ties him back up

Havoc Maker comes inside with mushrooms

Havoc: I knew bringing my gun would come in handy.

Mo Dizzle: YOU HAVE A GUN?!?!?!?! Smite me so that I can be with my unofficial brother. SHOOT ME!!!!!

Havoc: I got something worse planned for you 2.

Havoc Maker starts frying the mushrooms.

Kschaef: I will go get the gas masks.

~10 minutes later~

Havoc Maker and Kschaef have the masks on.

Havoc Maker puts some mushrooms in 1 bag and the rest in another.

He puts a bag on Red Blaze’s head

Then he hands the other bag to Kschaef, who puts it on Mo Dizzle’s head

Havoc Maker: YOU 2 WILL SUFFOCATE WITH THE PUTRID SMELL OF FRIED MUSHROOMS. NEVER THROW PEBBLES AT ME!!!!

They are heard struggling for air

Havoc: Nobody deserves this.

He shoots Mo Dizzle and Red Blaze

Havoc: This was an act of self defense, so I am not worried about this one.

Kschaef: And it was on my property, so I am a good witness.

The camera cuts out as they call the cops

The camera then cuts to Justin Credible, KillaGabe, & Timothonics at Justin’s house

Justin: It is good to be home.

KillaGabe: Yo man turn on da tellevyzian.

Justin: Sure thing.

Justin Credible turns on the TV to see Big Boii giving a speech.

Tim: Ah good timing. Big Boii’s acceptance speech.

Big Boii (on T-V): Guys, here at Dale City, are independent. We will still be a part of this country, but we will have our OWN justice system. We will have the “3 strikes and out” act implemented. Here is how it works. You commit 3 crimes and you are put away for life. You commit 2 and you are put away for a week. You commit one and you are put away for a year!!!!!! I am also announcing the implementation of us outlawing gardens without a $100,000 permit. Guys, only the richest of the rich could survive, and if you are not rich, GET OUT OF DALE CITY!!!! This has been Big Boii, YOUR NEW MAYOR!!!!!!! I will accept 1 question from 1 reporter.

A bunch of reporters raise their hands.

Big Boii: You. The clown looking one.

Pate97: Yes!! Anyways, if (h/tan X)² + (h/tan 15)² - 2(h/tan 25)(h/tan 15)cos 65 = 100²-X+(3/6.23404), then what is the value of X?

KillaGabe angrily turns off the TV.

KillaGabe: HAVOC WAS PROBABLEH WATCHIN’ DAT!!!!!!!!! I GOTHA GHO GHOMFORT GHIM!!!!!!

KillaGabe leaves

Timothonics: He said that Havoc was probably watching that, And he will go comfort him.

Justin: Yea I got that.

Tim: I better go too. My brother is pissed that Big Boii is mayor. Bye man.

The 2 share a hug

Timothonics leaves as the camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to a William Bergeron on his apartment floor.

Will (thinking): My nephew has never came back. Where is he? How is he doing? Poor little Bryce is alone and scared. I am the closest person to a father, but I don’t know what has become of him. He hasn’t contacted me. I really want him to come back. I remember when he was born. My brother and his wife later died in a car accident. I took him into my life. He is like my son. I miss my brother so much. Good ol’ Billiam Bergeron. And my father, Philliam Bergeron, died of natural causes. Very sad. And my wife, Noelle is also gone. Bryce WAS the only person in my life. Now who is there? It is just me alone. My cousin, Gilliam Bergeron was suppose to take care of Bryce, but he died in a drive by shooting. My sister, Jilliam Bergeron, was also in an unfortunate accident involving toothpicks. Bryce even had the audacity to change his name when he got older. He doesn’t wanna be a Bergeron. Why is that? His wrestling career didn’t last long since he got drafted. Where is he? PLEASE!!!! WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

There is a knock

William Bergeron gets up and answers it.

It is a bandaged SINN

It is also revealed that his room is on the 2nd story

SINN: You are evicted. Please pay your rent next time.

William Bergeron throws SINN to the parking lot as the camera cuts out.

The camera then cuts to Havoc Maker biting his nails in his house

Havoc (thinking): What am I gonna do? I will not give away my garden. That is 2 strikes against me. Why did I kill Phenom? Wait, what am I saying? It was for DJT. FOR DJT!!! At least the cops weren’t assholes, so I am not guilty for the murder of those guys that tried to assault me.

Linda is seen walking downstairs.

Linda: Hey Havoc. I know you are upset. I don’t want you to be grumpy. Maybe I can cheer you up.

Havoc: HmmmMmmmmMmmmm, maybe you can.

Trevor Goodnight walks downstairs.

Trevor: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO HAVOC??? SHE BARELY KNOWS YOU AND ALREADY WANTS YOU????

Linda: WAIT WHAT? WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA!!!!

Trevor: Listen hoe, Havoc is my best friend. Bros before hoes. I am the bro, and you are the hoe. Wait, let’s make up. Just like old times.

Havoc: Trevor, I think you should leave.

Trevor: Havoc, what are you saying? I just moved in.

Havoc: DON’T MOVE OUT!!!! Just, leave, for now. Find something to do.

Trevor: Oh I see how it is. We aren’t such good friends after all. I thought we were the closest people ever. We have been friends since FOREVER!!!!

Trevor Goodnight grabs a beer from the fridge.

Trevor: NO SCREW BEER!!! I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER!!!

He throws the bottle on the floor.

Havoc: CALM DOWN!!!

Trevor Goodnight grabs a bottle of rum from the fridge and starts chugging it

He finished the 5 liter rum in 12 seconds

Havoc: TREVOR!!!

Trevor: We WeRe So ClOsE!! i NeEd A nEw B-B-B-BeSt FrIeNd. KsChAeF wOuLn’T dEsErT mE. i ReGrEt EvEr CaLlInG yOu My BeSt FrIeNd.

Havoc: YOU JUST POISONED YOURSELF!!!

Trevor: BeCaUsE yOu ArE A PRICKCOCK!!!! THAT IS WHAY YOU ARE!!! A DAMN PRICKCOCK!!!!!! I HAVE KNOWN YOU LONGER THAN YOU HAVE KNOWN THIS HOE, AND YOU ARE ALREADY SIDING WITH HER???? WHAT IS THAT CRAP? I KNOW MORE ABOUT HER THAN YOU DO!! TrUsT mE (winks). I THOUGHT WE WERE SOULMATES. WE COMPLETED EACHOTHER. NOW I KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE. I GOTTA FIND THE PERSON THAT FITS WITH ME THE MOST. IT IS PROBABLY KSCHAEF. ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT ISN’T YOU HAVOC!!!!

Trevor Goodnight stumbles outside the house

Linda: You don’t hate me do you?

Havoc: Of course not. You did nothing wrong.

KillaGabe runs inside the house.

Havoc: KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!!!

KillaGabe: Yo man did ya whatch da knews?

Linda: WHAT????

Havoc: Yea I saw it. Big Boii got elected. I even saw his speech.

KillaGabe: Yo man I’m sorrhy abowt dat. Mah nigha, I want u 2 no dat ihf yhu knede n e thinge, I am wayting for yha. If yah knede a shoulda to crah on, mah shoulda iz reday.

Havoc: Thanks man. Can you quickly leave. I hope you understand.

KillaGabe: Oh I ghet itt. Yu got kumpaneh. Ya, I’ll lheve. Gud luk bruh.

KillaGabe leaves.

Havoc: THE LAST THING I NEED IS A REMINDER OF THAT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Linda: A reminder of what? I couldn’t comprehend anything.

Havoc: You gotta be a Dark Lord to understand.

Linda: Dark Lord?

Havoc: Me, Dedo, SEF, The Bouncer, KillaGabe, Trevor, Chris....

Linda: Okay, it is what you call eachother.

The doorbell rings

Havoc: Answer it, I am gonna go get dressed.

Havoc Maker goes upstairs as Linda answers the door

She opens the door and Jasmine appears

Jasmine: Who are you?

Linda: Can I take a message?

Jasmine: You whore. TAKE THIS MESSAGE. IF HAVOC MAKER EVER COMES CRAWLING BACK TO ME, I AM GOING TO BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN HIS BODY!!!! IT SEEMS LIKE HE ALREADY HAS A LITTLE GIRLFRIEND. HAS HE EVEN SPOKEN ABOUT ME?

Linda: Well no....

Jasmine: Tell him to just stop breathing. TELL THAT ASSHOLE TO STOP BREATHING!!!!!

Jasmine slams the door.

Havoc Maker comes downstairs.

Havoc: WHAT WAS THAT?

Linda: I don’t know. She is driving a red Chevy.

Havoc: Red... JASMINE!!!! WHAT DID SHE SAY?

Linda: Not to come back.

Havoc Maker: WHAT HAS HAPPENED? I AM CURSED. DJT DIES. MY FRIEND HATES ME. MY GIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH ME. I AM A MUR....

Linda: Calm down, have a seat.

Both sit down on the couch and share a kiss.

They start taking their clothing off.

Kschaef walks in through the front door.

Kschaef: Hey I knew you wouldn’t lock....

He sees them 2

Havoc: KEVIN!!!!

Kschaef: I trusted you, Havoc. AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF LINDA!!

Linda: OH GOD!!!! HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!

Linda runs upstairs sobbing

Kschaef: I came here to spend some quality time with friends. I didn’t expect you. I would expect The Bouncer or Trevor to betray me. I wouldn’t expect this from you. You would be the last person I would expect to betray me like this. The expectations I had of you having relations with my sister was 0. Expecting you to betray me I did not. This was not expected by me. Expecting this was not in my nature since I didn’t expect you to perform this act.

Havoc: Kevin, I am....

Kschaef: IT IS KSCHAEF!!!!

Kschaef kicks Havoc in the face

Kschaef: WHEN WILL YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL????? KSCHAEF!!!!! IT IS KSCHAEF!!!!!!

Kschaef beats the crap out of Havoc Maker

Linda runs downstairs

Linda: OH KEVIN STOP!!!!

Kschaef: OH WHAT NOW YOU REGRET IT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS WHEN YOU WERE HUMPING HIM!!!!

He walks across the broken beer bottle

Kschaef: What do we have here?

He walks up to it and picks up a big piece of glass

Linda: DON’T DO IT!!!!!

Kschaef: You didn’t obey my order to NOT FLIRT WITH HAVOC, TREVOR, THE BOUNCER, DEDO, KILLAGABE, CHRIS FIRE, OR SEF!!!!! WHY SHOULD I OBEY YOUR ORDER?

Trevor Goodnight comes inside

Trevor: I fOrGo....

Kschaef: OH HEY TREVOR!!!

Trevor: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????

Kschaef: GONNA TEACH THIS ASSHOLE A LESSON!!!!!

Linda: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Trevor Goodnight grabs Linda.

Trevor: Go!!! TeAcH hIm A lEsSoN!!!!

Kschaef kicks Havoc Maker in the face

Kschaef: I warned every Dark Lord. Not to try and have sex with my sister, AND I FIND YOU 2 NAKED ON YOUR COUCH!!!!

Kschaef shoves the piece of glass into Havoc’s right shin

Havoc: OWWWW!!!!! DAMMIT MAN WHAT THE HELL???? OWWWWWWW!!!! OH GOD IT BURNS!!!!

Kschaef: GOOD IDEA!!!!

Kschaef goes in the fridge and gets a lemon

Kschaef grabs a knife and cuts the lemon in half

Havoc Maker is defenseless

Kschaef twists the piece of glass and yanks it out of his shin

He then grabs a lemon half and pours lemon juice all over the wound

He does the same with the other half

Kschaef: NOT DONE YET!!!!

He then reaches in a cabinet and gets salt

Kschaef: Glad I know where everything is.

He opens the salt shaker and pours all the salt all over the wound

He rubs the salt

He then licks the wound

Kschaef: You have a nice fruity wound with a hint of salt.

Trevor: LeT’s Go. I wIlL tRy To CrAsH aT dEdO’s PlAcE.

Kschaef and Trevor Goodnight leave as Linda goes to Havoc Maker

The camera cuts out

The camera then cuts to Whocares in his hospital bed

Dr. Roamer opens the door

Dr. Roamer: You have a friend here to see you.

Athene walks in.

Whocares: WHOCARES WHOCARES!!!!!!

Dr. Roamer: I will leave you 2 alone.

Dr. Roamer leaves.

Athene: Well well well. The famous John Schaeffer.

Whocares: WHOCARES!!!!

Athene: Very well.

Athene starts choking John "Whocares" Schaeffer

John is now knocked out

Athene pulls out a small rag full of chloroform and puts it inside John “Whocares” Schaeffer's mouth

Athene: That will kill your taste buds.

Athene then escapes through the window with John as the camera cuts out

Trevor Goodnight is knocking on Dedo’s door

Kschaef is next to him.

Dedo opens the door

Dedo: Come in.

The 2 go inside.

Kschaef: TREVOR NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY!!!!

Dedo: What happened to Havoc?

Trevor: HaVoC wAs BeInG a DiCkCoCkEr!!!!

Kschaef: Yea. He tried to ruin my life.

Dedo: Trevor, go sleep on the couch. I must talk to Kschaef.

Trevor: VeRy WeLl GrAmPs.

Kschaef: You are his grandfather?

Dedo: He is drunk you idiot. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW??

Trevor Goodnight goes to the couch and falls asleep.

A strong knocking is heard.

Dedo opens the door

Levi: JOHN SCHAEFFER IS MISSING!!!!! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

Kschaef: No.

Levi: I AM GOING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE PERSON THAT DID THIS.

Kschaef: Let’s go right now.

Dedo: I will stay and take care of Trevor. Besides, I am too old to fight.

Levi: OKAY. LET’S PICK UP HAVO....

Kschaef: Havoc Maker is injured.

Levi: OKAY. I WILL PICK UP TIM, JUSTIN, AND THE BOUNCER. YOU COMING?

Kschaef: Why not KillaGabe?

Levi: He is making a new album with Yung Trim that will come out this December.

Kschaef: No he isn’t. Where is SEF?

Levi: He is at work. LET’S GO!!!!

Levi Arian and Kschaef leave as the camera cuts out